Ghetto Nachos

Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.

Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.

Ingredients:

1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)

Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!

by Queso Suave September 29, 2012

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Nacho Bar

A sexual act in which two men have oral and vaginal/anal sex with a woman who is on all fours while eating a plate of nachos (can be as simple as chips and cheese) off of her back.

While this act could be performed using a variety of other foods, it would no longer be a Nacho Bar.

Person A: So my roommate and I brought this girl home from the bar last night and did a Nacho Bar.
Person B: A what?

by Memetic February 23, 2009

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Cock Nacho

An often mistaken term for “Cotton Eye Joe”

Person 1: Hey man, can you do the cotton eye joe?
Person 2: Did you just say cock nacho?
Person 1: No, I said cotton eye joe.
Person 2: Ohh, no I can’t.

by AsteroidFox5609 January 30, 2019

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