Ghetto Nachos

Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.

Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.

Ingredients:

1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)

Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!

by Queso Suave September 29, 2012

Nacho Bar

A sexual act in which two men have oral and vaginal/anal sex with a woman who is on all fours while eating a plate of nachos (can be as simple as chips and cheese) off of her back.

While this act could be performed using a variety of other foods, it would no longer be a Nacho Bar.

Person A: So my roommate and I brought this girl home from the bar last night and did a Nacho Bar.
Person B: A what?

by Memetic February 23, 2009

Nacho Cheesy

When a cliche that is so corny and cheesy and everyone likes it.

nacho cliche cheesy cheese corny Nacho Cheesy

by Jorastrong May 13, 2011

florida nacho

Where you spread your GF's vagina open and cum and piss in it. Then you dip your balls inside and have your GF lick the cum and piss off.

Me and Beth had some hot florida nacho tiem.

by Sunioncarrot11 October 27, 2013

ballpark nachos

The crusty flakes that fall off an unwashed taint.

That hooker hadn't washed in at least a week, there's ballpark nachos all over my sheets.

by Hankity Pankity August 14, 2017

Cock Nacho

An often mistaken term for “Cotton Eye Joe”

Person 1: Hey man, can you do the cotton eye joe?
Person 2: Did you just say cock nacho?
Person 1: No, I said cotton eye joe.
Person 2: Ohh, no I can’t.

by AsteroidFox5609 January 30, 2019

idiot nachos

Tortilla chips with pepper jack cheese melted in the microwave

Last night I was so hammered I made idiot nachos.

by Buthed June 7, 2018