i brush my teeth and curl my hair

doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.

“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”

“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”

by kmisweirdaf August 14, 2022

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid

A dumb beach :)

Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.

by Dummy but no thic 😔 April 28, 2021

Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.

Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.

Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.

by Space smith October 27, 2020

please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021