apply for a mutual

follow someone on twitter in hopes of them following you back, thus becoming mutuals.

when i first saw your account, i thought you were cool, so i thought i'd apply for a mutual.

by i<3men November 15, 2017

Mutual Depression

Noun - The feeling two or more people feel simultaneously when something is very sad and/or dissapointing.

Ben and Katy drove to Wendy's to get Ben a chocolate Frosty. When they ordered a chocolate Frosty, the man told them the chocolate Frosty machine is broken. Ben had to get vanilla. Ben felt depressed, and so did Katy. They were feeling mutual depression.

by steven412 August 16, 2010

Mutually Excusive

Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.

Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."

Then later,

Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."

Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.

by JTFYM December 4, 2012

mutual

When people agree on something

Person #1: Yea, that new Sublime song is pretty good
Perosn #2: Yea, that's mutual

by The Other Kunal April 18, 2006

Muthmaenat

A bitch you do not want to mess with. She always gets what she wants and never says no to a challenge. She is beautiful awesome and a friend you would want. She knows how to turn the light to a party. She knows how to turn up. She is crazy, dirty minded and is always doing something savage. She doesn't play and will kick your ass if she needs too. She is girlfriend material and wifey material. She is one to keep. She is loving and humble, She is a great dancer and has talent in almost everything. She is never scared to try something different or any challenge

Muthmaenat is my bitch

by Queen $$ December 20, 2017

Mutual friend

These are friends on Facebook that you and another person have in common. That is, both of you know those people.

Robbie and I have 180 mutual friends on Facebook. How do I still not know who he is?!

by surf4ocnj October 19, 2011

mutually assured

When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.

By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.

by JlO September 5, 2003