crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.

Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.

by Pville69 November 24, 2007

Muggin

verb~ slang. The act of insulting another.
Used mainly in the south of England.

Are you muggin' me off mate?

She's proper muggin you off.

by Funi January 21, 2006

mugging

to steal one's coffee

Brian: Whoa, where the hell did my coffee go?

Ethan: Looks like you're the victim of a mugging.

Brian: Damnit!

by efiki February 17, 2009

Mean Muggin

When an individual from a different crew, hood, or area looks at you like they're going to do something...like they want to throw hands.

A mean mug is essentially and upside down smile. When an individual proceeds to throw you a mean mug, immediately, you should shout "FIX YOUR FACE!"

Yo fish! Not only is that ungreatful he-bitch Hoo-Ridin, he mean muggin! That fool best be fixin his face!

by Bartleby The Scrivener December 12, 2007

Muggins

Ugly and undesirable in any way. Disheartening in appearance. Broke-Ass.

That sweaty girl with the bedazzled denim skirt is completely muggins.

Check out the muggins bartender in the tube top. She has a tongue ring and an outy bellybutton.

This traffic is totally muggins.

by jayt87 May 10, 2009

mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.

He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit

by Custard October 5, 2006

mugin whefie

Someone who is very dumb or stupid.

MUGIN WHEFIE!

by Muffin WHEFIE November 19, 2015