spite moustache

A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.

Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.

by Morgan Arrija June 11, 2011

ass moustache

The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.

"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"

"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"

"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"

by mrtom1 January 9, 2012

Hitlers moustache

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election

If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election

by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016

Charlie Chaplin's Moustache

Similar to Hitler's Mustache except his is older and cooler.

Bob: Do you see that guy with the Hitler Moustache?
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.

by DatMAN August 4, 2016

Pubic hair moustache

1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.

partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!

Dude 1: He does!

Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)

by Zap! Dizgopfski July 29, 2008

Moustache Tits

Popular in the Burlesque world. Moustache Tits are when a dance has straight fringe pasties.

Dancer: Do you like my new fringe pasties?
Me: They kind of look like moustache tits.

by BixiBite January 25, 2011

tallahassee mouthwasher

When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.

People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.

by Lilmeat69420 August 24, 2018