My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"
by Shawdog November 28, 2016
Being stuck in a cheap motel watching garbage on tv and eating sugar and salt from the hall vending machine,
by TheFlySciFyGuyRy February 09, 2022
One of those modern-day inns where they have hidden video-cameras in your room so that they can rat on you to the authorities, your significant other, etc.
Whenever I meet a new chick, I much prefer to either take her home or go camping wif her rather than renting a room --- there are way too many motells nowadays where they fail to keep a "discreet encounter" very discreet!
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
You know as much as I do that one day suddenly society is going to drop it's PROVINCIALISTIC ways and all who want cannot only visit the BUTTGET MOTEL (PRONOUNCED, soft G,BUTTJIT) and each room will be labeled (WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR).
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 02, 2021
Well, it is when THE URBAN DICKTIONARY JOCK is returning to the SHE RA ELtON ,SHE RA ELTON , SHE RA elTON.
It preserves, conserves perfect CORPORATE AUTONOMY as NO ANYTHING OUTSIDE as ROOM SERVICE the ULTIMATE and IN ROOM ENTERTAINMENT.
It preserves, conserves perfect CORPORATE AUTONOMY as NO ANYTHING OUTSIDE as ROOM SERVICE the ULTIMATE and IN ROOM ENTERTAINMENT.
Well, ANAL ALAN , when your sister saw you playing with SHIT in the BATHTUB she yelled EEEEE PEEEEEDOPHILE and coming back now with your C0PR0PHILE D0GTAG it is when you stay again not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as the danger of being SCENE , a LEAK FROM ALAN I WALDMAN SHITTING ALL over in front of the BABIES, LITTLE BOYS , AND LITTLE GIRLS AS tTHEY own SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED must now indulge IN PARTNER COPR0PHAGIA until all is said and done as that is what is called the ulti.ate DEBASEMENT for the WHIMMERS as to ELIMINATE for good the SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN IMAGE.
not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as means show nothing to the OUTSIDE WORLD ascthe ultimate INSIDER as not MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL PHONE CALLS.
not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as means show nothing to the OUTSIDE WORLD ascthe ultimate INSIDER as not MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL PHONE CALLS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022
by Hospital May 15, 2020
People that move into your house and expect you to perform duties like furnish them towels Soap shampoo and maid service like staying in a motel.
We don't have WIFI ON. When can we expect to get WIFI.
WE are out of towels, soap and shampoo.
Sorry but I don't furnish those things, bayou have " Motel Mentality"
WE are out of towels, soap and shampoo.
Sorry but I don't furnish those things, bayou have " Motel Mentality"
by Rawwar1369 July 09, 2021