moses cuh 

A large man who plays basketball under the legend Chris Smoove. Moses is also known as a man who packs a lot of heat down under whilst bullying NBA bigs such as Anthony Davis in the post.

Person 1: "god dammit man why are you playing as Moses Cuh on NBA 2K
Person 2: "idk but Moses Cuh is a smoove move
Person 1: "Damn look at that cheese"

moses cuh by SVelos November 24, 2021

secret moses 

the jewish version of secret santa, created for people who feel left out during office holiday parties because they cannot participate in the act of gift giving disguised as santa claus.

this year everyone in the office will play the game 'secret moses', where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.

secret moses by kyle popov December 8, 2009

Tits of Moses 

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

Tits of Moses by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

Mosted 

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.

That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.

Mosted by ronisgenius May 16, 2018

mostest 

The next level after best, can be used to win verbal arguments. Not technically a word (yet)

ali: i miss you
giancarlo: i miss you more
ali: i miss you most
giancarlo: i miss you mostest

mostest by flipperdoodledandy November 14, 2011

gay Moses 

Someone, generally gay, who has gained notoriety for being a person to whom gay people come out for the first time. The gay Moses leads the newbie, or person who has just realized he/she is gay, through the coming out process, parting the Red Sea - that is, conservative America.

Kevin: Dude, Jon totally just came out to me.
Doug: I told you: you're a gay Moses!

gay Moses by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

Mosterest 

the Ultimate of most

Dakota loves Jade the mosterest

Mosterest by Do hwat June 18, 2020