moot cute

The term "moot cute" applies when you have an attractive person in your life with whom you have no romantic or sexual relationship. You typically use this phrase as a response to someone's inquiry as to why you're not involved with that individual in an intimate and/or physical way. The reason you're not involved with this "cute" person is because it's "moot." In other words, the person has other commitments, mental issues, or is of a different sexual persuasion.

Tim: Yo, Billy! That chick Sally is SMOKIN'! Why aren't you nailin' her?
Billy: Aw, shucks man, Sally's moot cute. She's crazy, and she's about to move to New York.
_________

Rachel: OMG Amanda, who is that guy Tim I saw you having dinner with? He's so chiseled! Is he your latest man?
Amanda: Ha! Moot cute. Tim's gay.
_________

Bill: Man - who was that babe who gave the speech at your bday party? And why wasn't she your birthday present, if you know what I mean??
Phil: Dude, moot cute. That was my cousin. And we're not from West Virginia, if you know what I mean...

by wolverleen March 16, 2010

Kaito Momota

The best danganronpa v3 charachter helping shuichi up until the ch5 trial (where he dies)

What do you ship with maki?
Kaito Momota, of course. maki always had feelings anyways

by Dangitronpit October 15, 2019

Moot

A woman's vagina.

She had a really tight moot

by Your dad? August 2, 2017

moota

First used in M:tG circles. Can be used as an adjective or adverb.

Adv: very, extremely.
Adj: serious, considerable.

"That deck is some moota beatdown."

by Snugglehaups March 22, 2005

molotov socktail

when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail

instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Monotype

Monotype is like the word 'monotone' but it's used for when people are talking in IMs, Texts, etc.

Monotype is when you don't show emotions when your typing to someone. When you don't use emoticons, or people can't tell how you HONESTLY feel about something.

The word monotype was created by KNM.

You: Omg, that video was amazing! xD
Monotype reply: yeah it was great

Non-monotype reply:

You: Omg, that video was amazing! xD
Non-monotype: Yeah, it was freaking amazing! xD

by KNM. June 16, 2010

mootard

retard who resembles a cow in some form

you are such a mootard!

by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003