mongolia

The most independent state in the world, because nothing depends on it.

Nothing depends on Mongolia.

by Claque May 7, 2005

Mongoloid Village

Is a 4 piece heavy rock band located in Portland Oregon.

Sounds Like: Mongoloid Village, The Melvins, Unwound, The Jesus Lizard, The Laughing Hyenas

by Slick Laxative January 16, 2009

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Mongo

A person who lacks intelligence and is just an actual idiot

"Sharon, you don't eat a snag like that, you bloody mongo"

by geraldlovesurmum September 12, 2018

moongoat

Very very very very very very very scary and carnivorous goats with big horns and pointy fangs. They feed on posers, fags and poser-fags, that cannot be included in the Necrowizard's blasphemous plan of Planet Norway. Moongoats are known to blasphemously drag the Necrowizards unholy necrobobsled, across the perpetually grim and Norwegiously frostbitten moonfjords of Abazagorath!

the blasphemous moongoat disemboweled 666 poserfags!

by Morbid Thor December 28, 2004

Mongougar

An animal born from the breeding of a mongoose and a cougar. Believed by the Aztecs to be the representation of victory against unlaughable mockery of enemies.

The mongougar snapped a python's neck with its powerful jaws and slash of the skin to get to the meat with it sharp claws.

by Tie Fan July 25, 2010

Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.

1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

or

2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.

by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011