bj moustache

Whilst your woman is giving you oral sex your pubic hair rests on her upper lip, giving the apperance of a full, lush, moustachio. The reason many men shave their pubic hair is to reduce the bj moustache effect.

Mid-Fellatio: You know what? You look good with a moustache.
-Now that's a bj moustache!

by Hlnahomey July 30, 2007

Moostache

The word you say when you run your finger in between the mouth and the nose, where a moustache would grow. You do this to someone just for fun.

Josh walked up to Jesse and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Robert walked by Josh and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Josh walked by Claudia and ren his finger by her face while saying, "Moostache."

by Josh Courtoreille February 6, 2007

moustache napkins

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009

molestache

Also known as Molester Moustache or my first mustache.

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

butt moustache

The patch of hair that rests directly above the small of a person's back.

Look at that guy's butt moustache!

by Matt Wheeler September 8, 2006

molestache

A horrible grow of hair on the upper lip halfway between peach fuzz and a mustache. This frighting facial hair is often grow on the lip of a teenage boy either trying to look manly or simply refusing to shave. Can also appear on the face of an old woman.

Oh look at Jim he really needs to shave he is getting a molestache.

by psizzle93 January 31, 2009

Moustache

Hair above the upper lip. And some thing all cool Buffalos have.

WOAH! look at the killer moustache

by buffaloshavemoustaches June 20, 2010