artic monkeys

Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.

Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.

In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.

Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!

by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

monkeys forehead

A word used to describe the female genitalia.

My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.

OR

Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!

by Quim October 15, 2006

Monkeys

Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!

The monkeys are coming.

by Bob the Impaler March 10, 2003

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel

when your angry and need something random to say.

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?

by Blaackins November 4, 2010

Monkeys

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.

Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"

Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"

by mamaO February 6, 2010

Ninja Monkeys

minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas

good samuri: i will defete you!!

bad samuri: we'll see if you can get past my NINJA MONKEYS!!!

by Matt-man September 17, 2004

bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003