Mongolian Ball Torture

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.

Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

mongolian blindfold

n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job

After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold

by Ron O'Keef September 25, 2006

Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)

My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.

I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!

by LHMC January 31, 2008

mongolian bow wow

when a lesbian cuts off a dogs penis and uses it as a strap on, ear fucks you and gives you aids.

that bio teacher did some hard core mongolian bow wowing on that gym teacher.

by krzysztofsobczak April 25, 2011

mongolian monsoon

A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!

by marky's mark December 28, 2007

Mongolian Industries

A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing

"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"

"Huh?"

"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"

"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)

by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007