mongrat

rodent like selfish creature, often found laying on sofas or on beds, the creature is unable to communicate. It can't be arsed to move throughout the day due to going out on the piss the previous night. Also known as; rat boy, thin man, gandhi, jack

monged out rat look a like unable to move, speak, just about human and has obsession with black mambas. Often known to frequently do a "brad pitt" whilst out, and is sick more times than a parrott.

by coulzee February 9, 2004

Monga

Without an erection. Sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. In the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the butt Monga.

Lo metieron Monga.
They stuck it Monga.

El esta Monga.
He is Monga.

by Jetbori June 5, 2007

cock mongral

A person who lives on the streets begging to suck someones cock.

"Frank just fuck off you stupid twat and stop being a cock fucking sucking mongral".

by Paul McD August 9, 2005

cock mongral

one who lovews cock before all other things

tht GABI LEARNER in davis california is a cock mongral. call her up if u want some pussy.

by i fucked gabi January 22, 2008

Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.

I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.

by Biker_Mael March 28, 2012

Monogamize

Verb- to end the relationship in order to serve the needs of a monogamous relationship.

Especially in the case of a new monogamous relationship.

Commonly perpetrated by fake poly people.

We used to be best friends, but his girlfriend doesn't let him talk to me. I can't believe I just got monogamized by someone I've known for 5 years!

by Yahgirlnahgirl February 9, 2018

monogamous relationship

A fancy word describing an relationship with just one partner.

„Do you see these too over there? They are like super loyal. They are in such a monogamous relationship.“

by Klaaaaus14 June 25, 2018