choad mongler

1) Two men that are gay with one another and enjoy one anothers choad.

2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.

1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.

2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.

by austin nigger lips February 24, 2008

Negro monocle

Cell phone earpiece with dangling cable and bulbous volume control / microphone, resembling a monocle.

Check out hommie with the negro monocle, who he get at?

by Master Christ St. John July 29, 2008

monce

a person classified as "the sexiest motherfucker in the history of the world."

Wow, i banged tyler last night, he is SUCH a monce.

by oliviac January 19, 2008

Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep

i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown

by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009

Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Monklet

A very small vagina. See Monkey Fist in Urban Dictonary. Term used by southern males.

Does she have a Monklet? Her vagina is smaller than a Rhesus research monkey with it's fist balled up.

by EchoFree October 20, 2007

Mondle

To fondle in a manly fashion

Dude, did you see that dude walk up and just start to mondle your girlfriend like he owned her?

by Sidecutter August 17, 2010