Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock

Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"

by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012

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Vicious Mockery

A spell in the 5th edition of DnD, which allows a bard to damage a creature by insulting them.

Essentially, it's a way to kill creatures using deez-nuts jokes.

DM: The dragon is bloodied and seems like it's on its last points of health. Bard, you're up.
Party: Please, don't use Vicious Mockery...
Bard: He fat.
Dragon: dies.

And that's how we stopped playing DnD.

by RadSpoon July 5, 2021

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cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(

Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

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mockies

slippers that are native to (after Nth America) a place known as The Borough, Bendigo, Vic, Aust. Bogans tend to wear them all day long, in and out of the house. it is not what the middle and upper class view as trendy. do not confuse mockies with the Ug Boots that were recently re-vamped and made fashionable again on the catwalks.

"hey kev, whyareya goen out in ya mockies again, ya dill?"

"cuz i cant be farked puttin anyfing else on Shazza"

by Athene \'n\' Mah Davels May 21, 2003

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Mock

ADJECTIVE:

1. Imitation: made to appear like something else, usually something older or more expensive.

2. Pretend: Done as an act, especially in order to amuse people.

3. Practice: done as practice for the real thing.

1. To mock leather.
2. Frowned in mock disapproval.
3. Mock exams.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

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