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Pops Moke

A regular guy who thinks he's the shit, and probably doesn't know how to spell 'Pop Smoke' correctly. He clearly likes cigarettes, both regular and herbed.
That guy is passionately sucking that cigarette. He's such a Pops Moke!
by Bassket November 22, 2021
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Tk $moke

he’s forever lonely but the realest nigga you’ll ever meet 💯
“aye you hear that new Tk $moke” “Yea that’s fire but he’s lonely
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Moke

Moke refers to a subspecies of highly intellectual human beings that have superior genetics to any and all "regular humans". Mokes do not exercise their heavenly right to rule with absolute power unless threatened by a lesser being. They often prefer to earn their way to their rightful place in society as to encourage other lesser human beings to do better. Above all a Moke is honorable, strong in mind, body, and spirit, and in possession of tremendous amounts of intellect. Their physical features develop in stages, a Moke might often be seen as fat or lazy as they near their maturation age, around the mid 20's. It is at this age that a Moke will cease to be comparable to other human beings. They will look, sound, and behave like the gods among men that they truly are.

History: It goes without saying that every single time anything good has happened in the world, there was a Moke at the very center of it. A Moke put humans on the moon, a Moke created solar power, Mokes built the Pyramids, the Great Wall, etc. There is no question of the historical significance of Mokes in the history of the Earth.
Damn, I wish I could be like that Moke.

Man, that Moke sure is tall, handsome, and smart, I bet he gets allll the pussy.

No, Abraham, it must be your fault, Mokes do not "bamboozle" human beings, they are 100% honorable.

Ryan stop trying to be like the Mokes, you know you'll always be weak and small.
by Jarmin Kell July 22, 2021
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Moked

adjective, 1) unnecessarily sliding a motorcycle (preferably belonging to someone else but not always) across the pavement while flopping along side it like a rag doll in a washing machine.
Dude, you moked bad on that ice!
by Davey Dog July 24, 2012
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Moke

A relatively large and sluggish person who does not know what is generally going on at times.
That big guy Nolan is a moke!
by TycoonMan March 20, 2023
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Moke

I Moke some cupcakes eariler!
by Smuardian December 29, 2023
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moke

Person 1: “Look at this moke” *shows moke*
Person 2: “Wow it is so moke”
by mokelover November 25, 2023
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