by lambaa August 07, 2008
Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.
by Chad Cobra December 09, 2004
Pussy mitten (noun): big bushed lose gaping vagina hole. A hairy vagina in which you can put your whole hand inside and feel warmth.
Dan- "That bitch who I just donkey punched has a pussy mitten"
Rob-"Hey check out that girl, shes hot, i'd totally bang her"
Christian-"Nah dude dont do it, that bitch has got a pussy mitten!"
Rob-"Hey check out that girl, shes hot, i'd totally bang her"
Christian-"Nah dude dont do it, that bitch has got a pussy mitten!"
by Allmenshouldlosetheirdicks87 October 17, 2009
Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.
My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.
by Donkeyboy32 August 27, 2008
The sexiest mother fucken' penguin around. Because of his shining shimmering YouTuber pin, he smashes all of the penguin ladies at ease. Penguins flock to his dick the moment he steps in the room, he's irresistible.
Blewberry02: Man I wish I was like Lost Mitten.
Clubby8911: I think we're going to have to do something about him, he steals all my coochie.
Clubby8911: I think we're going to have to do something about him, he steals all my coochie.
by Jeffrey Donahue Jr. June 24, 2019
One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."
by ProMich December 08, 2011
by Joe Ivy June 13, 2019