The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix October 6, 2012
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by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023
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She ditches him in his third year and he hangs his head in misery at the table and in class... Best gift ever! That bitch's cunt stunk like a fish processing plant.
She ditches him in his third year and he hangs his head in misery at the table and in class... Best gift ever! That bitch's cunt stunk like a fish processing plant.
by Unified Field of Love September 3, 2016
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"I have a PhD in biomedical engineering and I plan on attending law school and working in big law."
"Wow; you're a misery whore."
"Wow; you're a misery whore."
by MinkCrushMonday November 29, 2025
Get the Misery Whore mug."Misery was an involuntary state of mental distress common to humans of all eras and circumstances. Its eradication marked the beginning of the banishment of the existential horrors from the human condition."
by Fried_Bread December 5, 2023
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Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.
Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
by NickyLags September 17, 2012
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