Miranda

To act selfishly out of personal self-interest, whilst seeking to gain moral and sexual redemption as well as gratification in the form of an Etonian. It is often encountered with an enemy force from the outset - the Alan. Also taking advantage of an individual’s cookery skills, and breaking that individual’s honour, which comes at a great cost. It is also the state of physical existence where one cannot decide whether to look like a primary school child, or a grandmother.
Last night I Miranda'd and caused my parents’ divorce.

Is that transageist guy on the tube Mirandaing? He looks at least 60 but is wearing my little brother’s school uniform.
by lilboy29 February 02, 2020
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Thinks so much of herself. Acts like she is so cool. She is pretty popular. A lot of boys like her.
"I rejected 3 boys this year", replied Miranda.
by Katelyn4629w April 16, 2018
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a person who is very talented at drawing. loves watching anime and does not know how to read(dislikes reading) a quiet person but if u get to know here she is a bully! he he he she also looks up to leya(hahaha). she likes food and she would not give u any if u ask. she goes by the name marmalade so go ahead and call ur miranda friends marmalade
wow miranda
by hele07 July 25, 2018
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A girl who is diamond on the outside, but coal on the inside. She is pretty, smart, funny, exotic. She's got it all. Unless you look at the fact that she does drugs, drinks, has a new bf or gf every other week and hates to be wrong so much she throws away any friend who can prove that's she's wrong, even if they're just trying to help. Watch out...
"Watch Out... She's a Miranda..."
by Not your Babe August 28, 2014
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Usually blue eyes and brown hair. On the awkward side and very pessimistic. Mostly way too serious and complains a lot. Starts off with a lot of friends but looses them as her ''personal gain'' attitude pushes them away.
Don't be a Miranda.
by AnonymousPerson17 October 31, 2010
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annoying, self- centered, lazy, stupid, know it all, "self taught wine expert", beached whale, oompa-loompa, make up wearing wannabe whore, hobbit, fake
Don't be a Miranda.
by superbigboy March 16, 2013
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"OMG stop your acting like a Miranda
by CHICKA_1227 February 24, 2016
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