Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

minged

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.

*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."

by i love bj March 27, 2010

mingler

an ugly person, used in the UK

she's a bit of a mingler there, eh?

by seleta August 1, 2004

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

Mingler

Shania Sanborn

Shania Sanborn was my wife but then she caught the mingler flu.

by abbbbbyyyyb6a7i8l9e3y April 26, 2011

Mingle

A group of ugly women ie. mingers.

Check out that group of girls over there ?

Ugggh it's a mingle. Better not.....

by Chopdog September 22, 2010

Mingles

Perving on little girls or even little boys.
Has no social life and looks out their window with binoculars for women with prams.

That Matt guy is such a mingles.

by IngramDiss August 14, 2009