milf

mother I'd like to fuck

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF

by Dave September 23, 2003

milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
This term was made popular after the American Pie Films were released

"Whoa you're mum's a milf"

by Gwenzo December 5, 2007

milf

everyone elses mum but yours

person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009

milf

Mothers In Loving Families. This is what you say if your wife or girlfriend asks what MILF stands for.

Sarah: Hey, what's MILF stand for?
You: Oh, uh, Mothers in Loving Families.
Sarah: Oh, isn't that sweet.

by tmp2361 March 21, 2009

milf

milf is a mother i'd like to fuck (From American Pie) so basically just a really hot mom

WoW!!!!! Pats Moms a fuckin milf dude.

by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005

milf

acronym for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck"; generally an older woman who has beared offspring that young men fawn over. Typically she is hot, sexy, yet motherly. Popularized by the 1999 hit film American Pie and the character of "Stifler's Mom". Further popularized by the "amateur" pornographic films titled MILF Hunter, where the title character promiscuously goes around looking for MILFs to entertain for an hour or so.

"Karen recently won the title of World's Hottest MILF."

by Derrol May 1, 2008

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003