Midwest Nice

The type of niceness you see from a guy from the midwest areas in America such as Michigan or Wisconsin, who is considered the most laid-back dude ever. If he's someone with the midwest nice is owning the lawn and he sees your lawn is getting pretty shaggy, he's going to offer to mow your lawn. If you don't have enough money for Culvers, he'll gladly pay for the rest of his cheese curds and custard. If you're stepping on his foot, he'll say "Ope! excuse me sir/ma'am, I hope it's not to big of an ask but may you... um you're stepping on my foot, it kinda hurts, thank you!"
Charlie Berens is a youtube with the midwest nice.

"This guy, yeah, he offered to clean out my gutter for free, he must have that Midwest Nice or something."

by ThatDudeFromWisconson May 19, 2020

Midweek Crisis

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.

"Hey did you get to see Midweek Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"

by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009

Midween

Midween marks the onset of Pumpkin Spice season in August

Thank god it is midween - I have been dying for some pumpkin spice in my life!

by SunburntGalaxy September 2, 2020

Midwest Titties

A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.

Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !

by Paolo Jones September 5, 2016

midwest snorkel

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.

I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.

by Slimmer January 16, 2017

Midlee

Midlee is a girl that is special . She's funny and loves to help people out. Usually, of African American descent or of Haitian descent. She is known to have extraordinary hair and dark lavishing skin. Even if your a bad person she will still find it in her heart to help you. She can be shy and not think she's beautiful but everyone knows she is the one that you can count on. A leader in her own way. If you have a Middle in your life or know one that is just like this don't let her go. Tell her how amazing she is because she might not know it.

Me: I will never make it

Midlee: Yes you will

by Jena August 25, 2017

Midwest Rush

The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.

Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.

by midwestgal July 23, 2018