Midnight Beef Peeling

The act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber.

Dude, We just caught John Midnight beef peeling.

by OxnardKawiKid September 15, 2010

Midnight Ink

The act of jizzing in a sleeping persons eyes whilst first removing all light bulbs and locking all possible escape routes barr your exit, leaving your victim dazed and confused. The internationally recognised signal that an impending inking is coming is to make a swirling motion with your finger whilst raised above yours or your victims head.

Me: did you fuck that bird you went home with the other night
Mate: Nah got her back and she wouldn't even let me give her a fingering

Me: so what did ya do
Mate: Midnight Ink'ed her (swirls his finger above head)
Me: no
Mate: yep I even boarded up the cat flap, bitch took 2 hours to get out!

by Biggbenn August 28, 2015

midas touch of shit

Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.

"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."

by VioletSays December 22, 2016

Midnight Wack

The action in which one partakes at midnight where he or she masturbates to a variety of porn in order to achieve an orgasm which will in return help them sleep.

Edward: Bro I can't sleep ! I think I have insomnia!

Nate: Damn bro , have you tried the Midnight Wack? That usually helps me !

Edward: Thanks bro I'll try it tonight !

by Pro Beaner June 30, 2017

Midnight Randyvous

The act of meeting for sex at a time best chosen for its deliberate inconvenience for any other activities, thus getting round and avoiding the usual boredom, expense and interrogative shit of a "date"..

My therapist told me my low levels of respect for women probably stemmed from my habit of only ever agreeing to meet them for a midnight randyvous, after spending several hours priming them for action via MSN and other forms of internet self-abuse

by Drex Johnson July 21, 2011

midas

Someone who brings good things where ever they go. Based off of the story of King Midas who couldn't touch anything without it turning into gold.

Stick with Gregg, he's got the Midas touch

by Gregory J. dodd May 25, 2004

Midas

Tier 100 in Season 2 Chapter 2 battle pass and alot of girls fall in love at him

He most handsome person in fortnite

Y'all can't believe that Midas is the most handsome person I've ever seen UwU. Midas oppa borahae

by K-pop lovers February 22, 2020