metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)
i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store
by motodick986 June 15, 2009
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metric shit

metric shit is used as a amount of how little one cares about something but put whitin the metric system.
doesn't even give a metric shit
by Jevnaker February 26, 2012
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metric mile

5280 meters a.k.a 3.28 miles.
A marathon is 7.99 metric miles long.
by @The_Jew February 13, 2010
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metric fuckton

a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed
"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"
by sean. November 09, 2007
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metric shit ton

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.
Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?
by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017
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metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 14, 2011
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Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 24, 2010
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