metrosexual

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.

Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

metrosexual

A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.

"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."

by Logan January 24, 2005

Heterosexuality

Is not real. Doesn't exist. Unnatural. Just a phase. Don't let the internet brainwash you into thinking you are one of them. It's commonly referred to a sort of unusual mutated species known as 'the heterosexuals'. They are known to breed and make tiny spawns of the devil, aka kids which is disgusting as hell. Anyone who is heterosexual must go to hell (God's words not mine). Heterosexuality is a threat to our society and therefore should cease to exist. #banheterosexuality2k20

Kim Seokjin: Ban the straightz!!!Criminalize heterosexuality!!!

by The Gay Sprite October 5, 2020

heterosexual

A person who is attracted to the opposite gender. Heterosexuality is the most common sexual orientation in the world (but by no means "normal". It is simply more common than some variations of human sexuality).

Only tiny minorities are exclusivly heterosexual or exlusively homosexual (somewhere between 2 to 5% each); most are somewhere in between those two extremes.

Slang terms for heterosexuials include straight.

Many (ignorant/prejudiced) heterosexuals like to abuse or try to change sexual minorities, like homosexuals (who love members of the same sex), bisexuals (who love both sexes), pansexuals (who are love anybody; male, female, intersex, whoever), and asexuals (who have no sexual desires whatsoever), and seem to believe that these people can become straight, despite that sexual orientation is pretty much fixed for life.

What causes heterosexuality? People always ask what causes pan-, bi-, a-, and homosexuality, but hardly question heterosexuality.

by Lorelili September 5, 2005

Heterosexual twink

A straight male ages 18-22 who lacks bodyhair, has a cute, boyish appearance, has good hygiene, a skin care routine, regularly washes and conditions his hair, is a pretty boy, and usually blonde with long hair. They’re definitely not very butch, however they are confident and every once in a while engage in butch activities. They generally have more straight female friends than the average straight male because they have more in common. Often times is a lifter yet is smol, weighing 150-170 lbs and looking more like a clothing model or a 300 cast member than a strongman or powerlifter. Heterosexual twinks should not be confused with fuckboys because they are commonly saving themselves for marriage, have a normal sized penis, actually know how to dominate and please a woman both sexually and emotionally, and are not assholes who are full of themselves.

Girl: “Hey do you see that guy over there standing next to that hairy 210 lb man who looks like a grizzly bear?”

Girl: “Oh you mean that cute ass heterosexual twink?”

by Bradmakesgains December 11, 2019

metrosexual

Man who pays a great amount of attention to his appearance and dress.
Modern term for dandy or fop.

The metrosexual man uses "product" in his hair and shops at Armani Exchange.

by anon January 1, 2005

metrosexual

Metrosexual man is a man who can be misunderstood to be a gay because he dresses so fasionably and takes care of his appreance. He spends money in purchasing fancy clothes which attract both men and women. He appears rich and intelligent.

Metrosexual actors: Jude law, Tom cruise

by tonyhur February 19, 2007