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moscow metro

The backbone of transport in the big Russian capital of Moscow. It is notable worldwide for it's socialist architecture and art. The second most used metro/tube/subway system in the world behind the one in Tokyo. Also one of the only metro systems in the world that does not offer an audible door closing warning other than a voice.
The Moscow Metro needs a door signal other than a voice.
by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009
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Metro PieceofShit

MetroPCS bad reception, lame phones, so many dropped calls
1: I just got a new T-Mobile Sidekick!

2: I still have my Metro PieceofShit phone
by victoriadaniellemabelle June 17, 2009
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Meteorology

A profession or college major that you should never attempt... Not because it's hard and you won't be able to handle it, but because everybody you ever meet will have their own skewed opinion about it and think that it's the easiest thing in the world.
"I'm going to school for meteorology"

"Ohhh how cool! So you're gonna be like on tv and everything?"

"Well, not necessarily, I could work for the National Weather Service or maybe--"

"COOOL! So, like, you can just make shit up everyday on the news, and it doesn't matter cause you'll always be wrong anyway, but you'll never lose your job!!"
by Noaa February 5, 2009
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Metro POS

Metro POS

Metro POS, the POS standing for "piece of $hit" is basically a description of the outdated phones, service, and coverage areas that Metro PCS has to offer. A common nickname for the ghetto phone company in which you can have no credit, no job and no money to get crappy service with lots of dropped calls, double texts, and a very small service area for about $40 a month.

Often used by cheapskates, drug dealers, and those with bad credit who cannot attain a line with a reputable cell phone service provider.
Guy 1: "I called you like three times last night dude and your $hit went right to voicemail! $hit was CrAzY at the bar...you missed a good time!"

Guy 2: "Dammit! I was just at home sitting on the couch watching UFC, my phone didn't even ring!!! Damn Metro POS!"
by Sweet_Melissa March 15, 2011
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checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.
by doritoboi May 28, 2004
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meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.
That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.
by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006
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nipple meter

using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature
I stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read "cold as fuck"
by landon15 February 18, 2004
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