sexualgraphic memory

It is similar to Photographic Memory but the difference is that this only works when you see something Erotic/Sexual. I.E. your girlfriend in the new set of panties you got her. Or seeing that man you want to have and just saw him naked.

Alex: So how did your girl like the new stuff you got her?
Les: She loved it! She did a little modeling show for me. My Sexualgraphic memory kicked in and that’s all I can see now when I close my eyes.
Alex: Nice!

by canine July 13, 2008

goldfish memory

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.

guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

by christian_cain January 30, 2008

Memory Card

When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.

When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.

by ts15210 January 21, 2010

milky memory

A past memory that causes severe twitching and gagging due to how utterly awkward the memory has become in the person's mind. Those memories are most likely associated to an ex-lover who is such an ass hole their previous actions enduce the milk of the memory.

Ahh, milky memory, milky memory! *gag*

Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!

by Whythehellnot. March 03, 2010

mammographic memory

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits

"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."

by Maitreya83 April 19, 2015

Memory Vibes

Similar to deja vu. A thing or experience that stirs up some vague feeling that it has happened involving you before, but is not concrete.

“Woah dude that song totally gave me serious memory vibes.”

by ***l-dawg*** September 09, 2018

memory swim

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.

Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.

by Lucent July 06, 2004