It is similar to Photographic Memory but the difference is that this only works when you see something Erotic/Sexual. I.E. your girlfriend in the new set of panties you got her. Or seeing that man you want to have and just saw him naked.
Alex: So how did your girl like the new stuff you got her?
Les: She loved it! She did a little modeling show for me. My Sexualgraphic memory kicked in and that’s all I can see now when I close my eyes.
Alex: Nice!
Les: She loved it! She did a little modeling show for me. My Sexualgraphic memory kicked in and that’s all I can see now when I close my eyes.
Alex: Nice!
by canine July 13, 2008
guy 1: Dude im so high right now....
guy 2: hey wait a sec....
guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory
guy 1: its what?
guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago
guy 2: hey wait a sec....
guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory
guy 1: its what?
guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago
by christian_cain January 30, 2008
When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.
When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.
by ts15210 January 21, 2010
When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.
Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019
A past memory that causes severe twitching and gagging due to how utterly awkward the memory has become in the person's mind. Those memories are most likely associated to an ex-lover who is such an ass hole their previous actions enduce the milk of the memory.
Ahh, milky memory, milky memory! *gag*
Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
by Whythehellnot. March 03, 2010
Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.
by Lucent July 06, 2004
by Maitreya83 April 19, 2015