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Mustard and Mayonnaise

Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.
Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!
by Ernesto Salazar May 1, 2008
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dippin in the mayonnaise

Having romantic (more likely sexual) relations with some one who is overweight
My boy likes his girls big, every Saturday you can find him at the club dippin in the mayonnaise
by venum April 10, 2004
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Mayonnaise Bag

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.
by Pepper November 2, 2004
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mayonnaise muncher

1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.

2. A ho.
Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!

You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
by Radio Rental December 7, 2013
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midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation
After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!
by KatKnipp August 16, 2015
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Hymen Mayonnaise

The act of breaking a girls hymen while simultaneously giving her a creampie
"I heard you gave Rebecca some Hymen Mayonnaise last night"
by TheDiddlerXIII January 22, 2016
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Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it
"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"
by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017
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