Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.
by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 01, 2012
by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021
The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.
It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.
It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.
P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.
by iliea968 January 31, 2023
Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.
by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022
The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.
by Ilovecats99 April 07, 2022
The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.
by Ticklay October 21, 2020