maximus douchimus

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005

Pubis Maximus

A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."

Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!

by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

fringus maximus

the ultimate fringe player. someone on the periphery of a group, often many groups, but who tries excessively hard to become involved. to be avoided at all social costs. unversed in most types of banter or in-joke. a general embarrassment and fuckwit.

he's a fucking fringus maximus

by 505150 August 9, 2010

Faggus Maximus

The biggest faggot to ever walk the earth.

Omar, stop being a faggus maximus

by Titan90 September 1, 2019

cuntius maximus

Oversized vaginal muscles which can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.

"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."

by groggycunt August 13, 2009

Scrotus Maximus

Latin for Giant ball sack.

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.

by iceman27406 December 19, 2010

doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009