Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.

Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!

Alabama Brain Massage by fway September 1, 2013

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deluxe massage

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.

I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.

deluxe massage by Emperor Megas March 1, 2014