Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?
Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.
Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.
by Big D March 12, 2004
Get the marriagemug. The unfortunate act when a man marries a woman and she takes control of his life; taking his money, breaking his spirit and watching him beg for some change at her feet.
Man: With this ring I thee wed
Woman: With this ring I thee OWN
Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark
Woman: With this ring I thee OWN
Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark
by MySister April 8, 2008
Get the Marriagemug. - U know, I'm 18+, but my parents still don't let me to have sex comfortably, this is sick.
- Don't worry babe, they just need the City
Hall's permission.
- Yeah, maybe marriage is the best thing 4 me.
- Don't worry babe, they just need the City
Hall's permission.
- Yeah, maybe marriage is the best thing 4 me.
by Ena Sasha Regina February 7, 2009
Get the Marriagemug. 1) A God-ordained process of ancient Hebrew origin by which a man and a woman are joined to become one flesh.
2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.
2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.
by Joelio November 20, 2003
Get the marriagemug. 1. A way for a woman of the adult age to escape the clutches of her overbearing and/or nosey family
2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name
2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name
“My mother is always getting into my business; I’m really beginning to consider marriage.”
Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith
Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith
by Seriously Not February 25, 2009
Get the marriagemug. by D-Monkey May 25, 2018
Get the Marriagemug. 