Marbles

Marbles i.e. a sexual game; Two partisipants place anal beads inside their anus. Then on the count of 3, they pull the anal beads from their anus' and begin to fight each other with them (Favorite styles include using the anal beads like a whip or swinging them like a piece of chain). Ther first partisipant to bleed from their injurys looses the game.

"You look pretty beaten up there! Get in a fight?" said the Nurse

"No i lost a game of Marbles" replied Jamie.

by Thomas david ford June 17, 2008

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maplesnob

See also NX whore. A person who possibly steals his mommy/daddy's credit card to buy ridiculous amounts of Nexon Cash, or a trust fund kid, or even a person who earns their own money but puts most of their paycheck into buying NX for the game, who sits around "looking pretty", wasting server space, and harassing/defaming other characters who pass them by just because they don't have NX or don't have "enough" NX... instead of doing anything productive on the game. Usually seen in a group, though they generally don't know more than one or two of their Maple Story friends in real life... most likely making up for lack of a social life. Usually spams super megaphones. At least changes looks once a month, and outfits are always cliche and overdone, but each of them will swear they had the outfit first. Tends to more often than not be higher level characters who cheated or hacked to get to that level because they were too lazy and impatient to do it themselves, or they just suck at gaming that badly. Tend to think they're cooler and/or better than everyone else but really everyone else just thinks they're terribly pathetic. Overuse of the word "noob" or any of its variants and "ew", also apparently don't know proper grammar.

Maplesnob to maplesnob buddies: "Meh stoopid mum wont gib meh teh 10$ moar i needz 2 finnish off meh outfit 4 dis month!!!1!11! but dats ok... ill juz steel her cridit card 2marow."

by XxX Your Face XxX October 17, 2008

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lost your marbles?

when you sit on your nut sack and one of your testicles goes up your ass crack and you have to pull it out. Thats when you loose your marbles.

sean: mate why are you wriggling around like the purple gay wiggle?
Guy: man ive lost my marbles, i might have to hang a shit to pop it back out again. quick go get the chilli.
sean: lost your marbles? man you only ever hear about this kind of shit on the discovery channel.

by Sniff Pull September 18, 2006

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MapleStory

MapleStory, commonly known as MapleDick, is a really gay Anime influenced game created by gay ass Korean game developers especially made for no lives who hibernate from Club Dickhead (formerly known as Club Penguin). Basically a rape MMOPOS(Massively Multiplayer Online Piece Of Shit) that promotes pedophilia and crap. Yeah, "pedophilia" because you have the ability to get married with 40-year old virgins that you've never met. "Crap", because you can buy items based off of shit, Poo stick, Golden Poo hat, etc. Hell, this game should be Rule 34'd, but it probably has been since it's been around for 5 years. That aside, you'll get addicted to it more than you'll get addicted to Marijuana. And if you, that's fine by me, you be happy with your 10+ year old noobs who masturbate to 16-bit pixels all day.

Representing "Pedophilia" in MapleDick(MapleStory):

Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): Hey, you're sexy, wanna get married and have super cyber sex on Skyper.

Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SupehPL0x): Eh, okay. What's Skype?

Virgin Pedophile(IGN: B3M1N34EVUR): N-nothing, let's go...

Innocent female 10 year old n00b(IGN: SuperPL0x): k

-RAPED-

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Representing faggots who play MapleDick(MapleStory):

Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: ZOMFG, dude you gotta suck Nexon's dick with me?

The friend WITH a life: Nah, I got to attend some after school programs.

Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: Aww, but it's soooo good. I mean the game is liek awesome. I get to suck Mushroom cock and play Octopus tentacles.

The friend WITH a life: No, man. That's gay. I'll spend my time on things that will benefit me, not a game that will eventually break down and leave me hanging there with a dead character. Okay, the game will die one day, and that day you'll piss yourself to sleep. Either get a life now, or you'll die with the game. Your choice, and if you go berserk, our friendship is over.

Faggot Anime Gay Masturbater Guy: I'll suck some Nexon dick now!! Tee hee, pfft, lawl, ahahahaha, -licks screen-

The friend WITH a life: I'm done...-hangs up phone and leaves to school-

The friend WITH a life is smart as shit, while the faggot is sucking major cock back there. Don't become a Nexon sex slave...seriously...

by TheWisestLad August 16, 2010

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