Marlonism

This is a set of beliefs made by a very wise and smart person who goes by the name of "Marlon". He created the belief that being Naked is the way. This is because being naked is the natural way your body was meant to be shown: penis, vagina, breasts, hair, and all. Clothes are for the weak and scared, while Naked is for the strong and smart. Feel the cold. Feel the heat. Feel the wind. Feel the earth. Why do we change what nature intended? "Naked is the way, Naked is the powerful, Naked is the intelligent, Naked is the free, Naked is the truth, all should be naked and embrace the intended life nature made for us" - Marlon

PRAISE THE SUN THAT LANDS UPON YOUR SKIN, GIVING WARMTH AND LIGHT, AND THE WIND THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE HAIRS. DO NOT HATE THE DARKNESS, INSTEAD EMBRACE IT AS NATURE CREATED EVERYTHING FOR A REASON.

Yo you tryna embrace Marlonism later today brah. Clothes are for the lowlifes

by The Follower of Nature December 9, 2025

marlon noah

Tiktok influencer from Germany with a creative style. He gives fashion advice and works with many fashion brands.

-Hey, look, it is Marlon Noah!
-Wow! The famous fashion influencer? We need to take a selfie with him!

by Sleepyhead000 July 13, 2024

Marlon

Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".

Extra: Tell me about this Marlon character.
Me: He's a fat turd.

by Punjabi Peanut February 19, 2024

Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024

Gallerian Marlon

Gallerian Marlon was the Director of the USE Dark Star Bureau and the perpetrator of the Dark Star Scandal. Devastated after an accident killed his wife and daughter, Gallerian agreed to help Ma collect the vessels of sin to save his "child" and forged a contract with Adam Moonlit. Accepting bribes to save the guilty and convict the innocent, the judge eventually collected many of the vessels of sin, storing them in a theater he constructed in the Millennium Tree Forest.

Gallerian Marlon is a VERY corrupt judge, but hes still hot asf.

by gallerianmarlonishot12 March 10, 2024

Marlon

He's a hot guy, at first he seems innocent but the better you know him, you get to know his dominant side, he would do anything to make your dreams happen, He is one who would do everything for you and would always fight for you, he is quite possessive and would show everyone very proud that you will only belong to him. Let's not forget that he loves stars abnormally, he would look at the stars with you every night or watch the sunset. He is the definition of a perfect boyfriend.

Y/N: Hey Marlon wanna look at the Stars?
Him: Of course, be sure that not only this will happen.

What.

by bunnysgf July 23, 2022