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Inverted Marker

Guy#1: I got a inverted marker

Guy#2: I heard those are rare.
by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022
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Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
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Greedy Marker

Someone who steals writing utensils.
Guy#1: Look at that he stole 6 pencils!

Guy#2: That Greedy Marker!
by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022
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Chewing Markers

Out of it. Basically in the same sense as playin with the dandelions, someone who’s completely zoned out and oblivious to the world around them.
You guys suck”
‘Vinny you’ve been chewing markers all game and you’re 1 for 7’
by zfin87 July 30, 2022
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Mile Marker Club

Sex in the restroom of a coach or charter bus
Steve asked Hope to join the Mile Marker club.
by Queen2you December 8, 2023
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Bitch Marker

A proffessor or teacher who assigns a rather easy assignment, such as an Essay or even a Test, and attempts to compensate by marking terribly as to give out a low mark to said student who completed the assignment.
Zack: What did you write down when it asked for "Define Gene,"
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.

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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.
by thecoolcanadian January 25, 2011
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looking for markers

Searching for the condom that’s deep in your pocket while getting head.
Kevin was looking for markers while searching for a movie on Netflix.
by Sergeantcomingforyou January 5, 2018
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