Anal Mangler

A long object/weapon with a sharp and/or rigid end.

Ex:

"Dude I'm a beast, check out my new anal mangler!"

or

"I challenge thee, to a battle of the manglers!"

by -Rob aka Xeo-Aesthetic May 19, 2008

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Mangels

That person cant help meddling in other peoples business! Just like Mrs Mangels from the eighties in neighbours.

That guy is a real Mangels

by geester May 31, 2016

mangle

1.To strongly hold and grip the scrotum/pouch/sack with fairly excessive force. Can, at times, be done with a gently and caressing motiong; which would then be referred to as "semi-mangling."
2.Usually done to punish someone for their wrongdoing by applying pain to their testicular region.

David did a slaughering mangle to the friend next to him for flashing his balls.

by Randy Asakura April 22, 2004

mangler

simply defined as a dick puller,hoe,mark,trick ass mark,mark ass trick,skip scop skaliwanks and hooly hoes.

look at that chick! MANGLERRRRRRRRRR!

by melgibson March 15, 2008

mangle

what you bike does when it gets run over by a train

i was jus ridin along an my bike got mangled by a train!!!

by dave April 9, 2003

maggles

a dirty, senseless, airheaded athlete (often soccer player) who thinks that she is better than any and everything in every way. this may include, but is not limited to academics, looks, athletics, cooking, drinking, dancing, eating the food previously cooked (or food that others cooked). when in fact maggles is inferior to most human beings, and some breeds of dogs.

Anderson: I can't believe I pulled a 93 on that last math test!
Maggles: Yea thats ok... if youre retarded. I got a 110
Anderson: There was no bonus?
Maggles: yea... if you didn't sleep with the professor ;)

by sloandogmillionaire March 22, 2011