The Manatee Effect

When Oneself Is So Substandard He/She Is Considered To Be Adorable And Or Attractive.

Hey That Judd Character Is Pretty Cute!
No See, He Just Has The Manatee Effect Goin For Him
The What?
Manatee Effect. When He Looks Like A Sloth From The Goonies, But Is Cute Because Of His Extensive Hideousness

Like A Manatee.

by Doucheon Mandick!! March 6, 2010

battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!

a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition

by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

Manatee bomb

a bomb that is concealed in the womb of female manatees so that it can pass into enemy waters unoticed. the bomb is hard to detect due to manatees already being fat beyond all belief. Bombs can be atomic bombs if nessisary.

The skilled general used a manatee bomb to destroy unsuspecting tourists.

by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005

ManDate

ManDate: Two, and only two straight single men (with great anxiety about the absence of love and women)---acquaintances but not great friends otherwise---meeting to talk, eat, smoke and drink. Each being extremely concerned about the satisfaction and enjoyment of the other on that day and munificent in spending, with a strong hint of enacting the rituals of lovers spending time together.

Pandu and Chaman came back from their ManDate sure that they were not gay, only a little lonely.

by moul April 15, 2014

Mandatory sex movement

A movement that seeks to make it a law where if any guy wants to have sex with any woman anywhere that he can file a mandatory sex request to have mandatory sex with her vand if she can't come up with a very good reason why not she has to have sex with him or go to jail or prison.
Founded by a bunch of guys sitting around a table at hooters.

John is in the mandatory sex movement.

by Deep blue 2012 February 3, 2010

Maneater

1. A cannibal. Duh.
2. An unstoppable girlboss who breaks little boys hearts for a living and eats dumb men for breakfast. They are very hot and are bad bitches.
3. A slut who thinks she's number 2.

Chad: She's so hot.
Brad: Oh no, bro. She's a total maneater.
Jules:*winks*
Chad: What about Lindsey?
Brad: Nah, dude. She's just a slut.
Lindsey: HeY *trips on air*
Everyone: Eww

by i.love.ur.mom.4ever June 28, 2022

manatees o' war

trillions of battle manatees all in a losing war agins boats also not related in any way to man o' war NONE YOU HEAR ME NO RELATION by the way these go a lot faster than a regular battle manatee they have better armor as well not to metion they can take out a well armored SUBMARINE WITH ONE VOLLEY OF MANATEE FURY!!!!

the manatees o' war will destroy you and crush your boat with their vegitarian wrath!

by lizard0004 February 8, 2008