Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.
Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW
by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 07, 2011
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Joe Mammoth

America’s “good ol boy”. Can throw a football through a brick wall. If the movie “Roadhouse” was a person. Has the hottest girlfriend. Drives an El Camino.
With dance moves like that, it has to be Joe Mammoth.
by JoeMammoth1 November 23, 2021
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Mammoth Snouting

When you have a large poo close to coming out and you desperately need the toilet.
Dude, I gotta get to the toilet soon, I'm mammoth snouting!
by Bulbaswag November 18, 2013
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mighty mammoth

You can always feel the ground rumble before this louder larger than life MAMMOTH is in your presence! Irrational and unpredictable is an understatement. With the most deafening of tone it never sleeps it’s always on the prowl for its next victim too cop a lashing.
by Bowskill90 October 13, 2023
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Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.
John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
by Ditty00 December 03, 2014
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Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.
John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
by Ditty00 December 03, 2014
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mammoth slam

When you make your bitch ripple like a carpet
I mammoth slammed ruby yesterday
by Crims0n Chin April 23, 2017
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