Caitlin Maloney

One of the Best Photographer's to come out of Hofstra.

Bob: Is that a original Alberto Korda?

Jesse: No, It belongs to Elliott Erwitt.

Thomas: No you idiot's you are both wrong, It's by Caitlin Maloney!

by Untitledanonymousss October 5, 2009

Joe Malone

When someone run’s out on your life after faking cancer 4 times to live with their online girlfriend in America.

Dude 1: aw shit fam, what’s wrong?
Dude 2: my dad just fuckin Joe Malone’d me, I’m heartbroken

by skrrtskrrtesketit February 17, 2018

Bitch face malone

A girl with a resting bitch face

That girl ALWAYS looks angry, I can never tell. She is a bitch face malone.

by Mightymatt69 June 12, 2018

karl malone

The biggest tool in the NBA.

Wow, Karl Malone is so cool since he wears torn jerseys. (sarcastic)

by Bill Brasky June 10, 2004

Stockton to Malone

Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.

"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."

by joe9999999 September 13, 2007

Maloned

Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.

Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'

"Tonya Harding totally Maloned Nancy Kerrigan."

by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003

Malone

this has a number of different meanings:

1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.

2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.

1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours?

Person2:
Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.

Person1:
You...are a Malone.

2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?

Person2:
I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...

Person1:
Maaaloooone!!!

by The Original Malone February 7, 2009