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jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.
"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."
by CMorales May 3, 2008
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Manthem

A song with inherant manliness and generally inspires a montage sequence.

When played in a group of bros all in attendance are, by man law, required to join in song.
Juan Carlos and I were at a kegger at my buddies and the classic manthem, "eye of the tiger" came on. Naturally, a montage of boxing, pushups and epic knockouts began playing in the sky.

Noticing that their was a lack of male unity, John Palminteri cranked up Mulan's famous manthem, "I'll make a man out of you" and instantly Chuck Norris sprung from the earth while chest hair simultaneously began growing unchecked.
by Honeycombover January 20, 2011
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malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.
Smirnoff Ice is a malternative
by Chris January 19, 2005
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marthew

a teen iguana, usually wears a yellow hoodie and has magical powers. Often says jk alot and is extreemly bad at playing Twister.
Look! Marthew is eating sushi! HES A TERRIOST TO FISH EVERYWHERE. (JK)
by dead rag doll October 3, 2010
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Mathematics

1. A truly amasing subject enjoyed only by the people who understand it.

2. Science would not exist without mathematics.

3. "Mathematics is not magic... just logic" - my maths teacher ><

4. Some ignorant people believe that maths is a male subject (Pffft) =)
Doing a mathematics question:
Gather the important information; figure out what you are required to find; apply the formulae most apropriate to the question; calculate.

The feeling of getting the correct answer (expecially if you have toiled a great deal over it) is unbeatable.

It's orgasmic ;)
by Yuukiiscool March 31, 2009
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Maltese

A maltese is a small white dog, with long shaggy hair, they are friendly dogs.
by Saints October 27, 2003
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Malted MILF

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.
Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.
by retodd110 August 9, 2008
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