maradona

simply the best football player in the whole world

La mano de Dios

by CC April 20, 2004

Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

maladaptive daydreaming

When a person spends a big majority of their time just daydreaming. A person will actively move around daydreaming and music is a big trigger for it. There is no certain medication for it because doctors have just recently been studying it and are looking for a medication that would suit it best. People with Maladaptive daydreaming are often lazy because they would rather daydream. The daydreams are usually them in different situations with different people. They will daydream about what they wish they had in life such as maybe a girlfriend, a new friend, or just doing something cool in general. People with maladaptive daydreaming are often shy and don't have much of a social life.

Why does Tommy move around and listen to music all the time?

He must have maladaptive daydreaming

by Zeke Tittysburg February 19, 2014

mulado

mixed ethnicity black and white. NOT black and mexican. usually have curly hair and golden skin. pretty eyes. mulado is a amazing race in its own.

"what's trish??"

"what do you mean?"

"her race, i can't even freaking tell.."

"oh she's mulado."

"oh, VERY VERY goregeous."

"i know right?"

"DAYYYUMMMMM."

by yes, thats right sonnn. June 21, 2008

Maradona

don diego

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Malafoca

The Creator of CaSA. Those who opose him: Beware.

Oh my Malafoca!

by Mean Mr Mustard November 30, 2003

maradona

the greatest player ever to set foot on a football ground. best even than pele. he, alone, won a world cup for argentina (mexico 86) and leaded the team to first runner up the following world cup (italy 90). although brits consider him a cheater, they can´t deny that they´re simply jealous about a man like that. not beckham, no rooney, no owen, no charlton, no whomever the fuck will appaer will match his greatness. sorry lads, better luck next life!

lineker: -oh, there goes maradona...
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.

by calixto1973 September 10, 2008