Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019

beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

Breia Mallet

A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.

See also; twatwaffle

Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser

by Dingo999 July 19, 2022

mama millets

Bcngngnf

You want mama millets

by Nfbfn February 27, 2023

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Quief mallet

A euphemism for the male sex organ.

“You would not believe the sounds coming out of her pussy when I was pounding her with my quief mallet.”

by Acemld June 24, 2025