Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

the magnet system

the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.

*kid* whenever my mom comes upstairs i use the magnet system and go downstairs

by brianhackler January 3, 2009

puhp magnet

n

A person; usually that of high morals and great personal qualities who attract said puhps.

Jane, you're a puhp magnet. That guy was a jerk!

by Team_Puhp October 13, 2006

mommy magnet

a feminine human being that attracts many mommy’s (especially sugar mommies)

damn bitch you a mommy magnet, you got all dem rich mommies.

by mommy luvr November 8, 2021

pussy magnet

Pussy Magnet is British slang for something which attracts women. Often used in context of a car.

I told you I was a pussy magnet.

by jerryfletcher December 21, 2005

lobster magnet

The Greatest Flash Video Ever!

by Doolo August 26, 2003

chick magnet

A man who attracts women the way a magnet attracts iron shavings.

Babes can't keep their hands off that guy; he's a total chick magnet.

by Ben-Him November 23, 2003