munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.

Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET

by Boral :) February 6, 2010

the magnet system

the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.

*kid* whenever my mom comes upstairs i use the magnet system and go downstairs

by brianhackler January 3, 2009

Chaos Magnet

A paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.

I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

mommy magnet

a feminine human being that attracts many mommy’s (especially sugar mommies)

damn bitch you a mommy magnet, you got all dem rich mommies.

by mommy luvr November 8, 2021

pussy magnet

Pussy Magnet is British slang for something which attracts women. Often used in context of a car.

I told you I was a pussy magnet.

by jerryfletcher December 21, 2005

lobster magnet

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by Doolo August 26, 2003

chick magnet

A man who attracts women the way a magnet attracts iron shavings.

Babes can't keep their hands off that guy; he's a total chick magnet.

by Ben-Him November 23, 2003