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macintrash

A noun describing what all computers put out by apple are.
The CD drive on my macintrash broke.

God damn piece of macintrash!
by Generic Humanoid March 23, 2004
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maci

the other fucking coolest girl in the world, and way cooler than connor.
there is no example. but shes just a girl.
by marley March 21, 2005
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Maci

Short term word for Macedonians- people who are the hot, have the most pride of their country, the best dancers, the best cooks, and much more!
Dancing called oro
Nikola: Yo, did you see that hot maci girl ova there!
Saso: Hell ya!
Vesna: Hey boys! you want to dance oro?
by ~*Angela*~ July 18, 2006
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macintel

geek: "I was waiting for a G5 PowerBook, but now I'm going to get one of those new Macintels."

dude: " 'Macintel?' What the fuck is a - oh, wait, I get it. Did you make that up yourself? Congratulations. Go post something on Slashdot."
by KJS June 16, 2005
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macintosh

A "computer" that doesn't have shit hot stats and is not normally upgradable, making it useless to gamers, and due to a different interface, cannot be used in the workplace efficiently, making it useless to those that have a job.
Considering the fact that gaming and working are the only two plausible applications for a computer, macs are entirely useless. They can browse the internet, but then again, so can cell phones. Some say these are "media computers" having programs designed for media editing and such, but considering that even the mac word processor is a microsoft program, this arguement doesn't have much weight.
Given, they do look cool, but PCs, being upgradable, have far surpassed mac in the 'looks cool' category.
Also, the statement that PCs crash often isn't true. PCs don't just crash, the users cause them to crash. Mac users not able to cope with the fact that PCs are better try to use one, cause it to crash, and blame it on the system. PEBKAC
Mac user: "The new Macintosh for $1200 is better than any PC."
Rational person: "Wait ten days, then try to say that again."
by out there December 28, 2005
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Maci

She is the coolest person ever!! She so beautiful! Her best friends name is Shana.:) She is fun to be around. She also is very hilarious! She laughs at everything. She's sweet and fun to be around! Maci is basically the most coolest person on earth!
I want to be just like Maci!
by Shana Messex October 3, 2011
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Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009
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