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rockin' my cock off

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"
by sergeant pebble December 8, 2022
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Where’s My Cock At?

A fun game to play during sex.
When balls deep in someone you question what part of them you are in.

Usually asked when you want to know what pet name someone has for their body parts.
“Where’s my cock at?”
It’s in my ass.”

“It’s deep in my Fuckhole
by Kaytee Ring May 26, 2025
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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)
me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
by uhpink December 14, 2023
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glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.
Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫
by Cape Horn November 9, 2018
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Keck On my cock

Making a gagging noise when you have a big cock in ur mouth
by Djruffglove September 14, 2018
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