if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

Keck On my cock

Making a gagging noise when you have a big cock in ur mouth

i told you to keck on my cock bitch!!!

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

my cock and balls

my cock and balls that are attached

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!

by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

Vincent my cock

Originated from the name vincent van gogh (gogh pronounced as khok). Means between the lines of “suck my dick” and “fucking ‘til sunrise”

1
-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock

2
- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock

by qwerty kiv November 18, 2020

Suck my cock

Give me head

Suck my cock pls

by 😱😱😱😱 May 19, 2024

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020