Lumpy side hoe 

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

Lumpy side hoe by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

lumpy humpy 

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

lumpy humpy by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

Lumpy Space Princess 

An obese person in clothing that wears clothes at least 2 sizes too small, shorthand LSP

That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps

Lumpy Space Princess by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020

lumpy bastard 

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch

Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “

lumpy bastard by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020

Lumpy Switch Around 

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.

Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.

Lumpy Switch Around by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021

Lumpy Doo

A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.

Did you see that girl giving the speech she had a massive lumpy doo showing!

Lumpy Doo by Warning Guy May 19, 2021

lumpy lesbo 

a funny insult to say to lesbians :).

haha you're a lumpy lesbo

lumpy lesbo by itsserey:) June 26, 2021