Lumpy Garfields

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas January 30, 2012

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

Did Jess and Tom go into the tent for some rumpy lumpy?

by Ross Piller November 15, 2007

Dang, dude, she really wanted that shwumpy-lumpy last night.

by Izibella January 14, 2023

Being clumsy.
Object that has been bumped many times or having chunks.
Funny word.

A moose called Lumpy has it as his name.

-A hill that goes up and down
- Or a unusual head shape in a human being

Mike-u trying to crack with that lumpy

head

by Ronard jenkins September 11, 2018