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lizard squire 

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth
shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

lizard pussy 

When a woman's vagina is colder than expected
Katrina had that lizard pussy. My balls froze together
lizard pussy by Jamjam817 April 24, 2018

Lizard licker 

A phrase you call a fiend addicted to any hard drugs

Ex. Opioids, Promethazine, Codeine, Heroin, Cocaine
All of these give fiends the dry mouth, lizards are dry. Thus, Lizzard Licker
Them boys be on them perky’s and them xannies, they some lizard licker’s !

She looks like she a lizard licker.
Lizard licker by Trey ReasoNz February 12, 2022

lizard vagina 

a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner
Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!

Lizard-happy 

That special kind of happy unique to how a lizard feels when they find that one special rock to go sunning on.
That couple is so in love that they're lizard-happy; they just cuddle all day.
Lizard-happy by AmadeusMaxwell February 25, 2010

lizard legs 

State aquired after drinking loads of Lizard Juice in a bar, when you look up, see where you want to go, get up, find yourself angling forwards, and scurry to your destination in a staight line disregarding any objects or people in your way.
Fuck me, look at the lizard legs on that guy!
lizard legs by Morgo May 11, 2006