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liberal cuck

A typical self-loathing liberal that lets his wife get fucked by her conservative boyfriend while he watches and masturbates
Liberal cuck: I wish I could fuck my wife as good as her conservative boyfriend can!
by punk star January 30, 2020
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Regressive Liberal

Another words for Social Justice Warrior. They are the mirror equivalent to the left what the conservative far right is the the republican party.
Regressive liberals are usually people who's mental genders & sexualities are so obscure that even the LGBT didn't represent them, but they've hijacked that as well & have expanded it.

Regressive liberals are usually sexist or racist but argue that only men can be sexist & that only caucasians can be racist.

Regressive liberals value feelings over facts. They want to make words that hurt their feelings illegal. They want to force people to use their preferred gender pronouns. They want to be given respect without having to earn it.

Regressive liberals tents to be in their teens & twenties, so they're incredibly hormonal with unchecked rage & are easier to trigger than a bull in a shop that only sells red dishes.

Rather than vote for a candidate that represents their actual political interests, regressive liberals tend to vote for candidates who represent their gender, race, or sexual preference.
by ThatEvilRedhead July 3, 2016
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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Pseudo-Liberal

A fringe group of people that may claim to support liberal ideologies of equality, individual rights and freedom, but in reality do not, or that may be incorrectly classified as liberals by others.

This includes the Neo-Feminist movement and others that are often portrayed as the extreme left, thus being used by conservative media to paint inaccurate stereotypes of liberals. In reality, these people have more in common with the Neo-Nazi movement than actual Liberals.
"The emerging Pseudo-liberal movement is an affront to freedom of speech".
by crazfulla June 19, 2018
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Occam's laser

The most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.
Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.
by HoboBullFrog May 4, 2011
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liberal guilt

My liberal guilt always kicks in when I go out and party and spend $200 in one night on nothing but booze for my honey and me when that same $200 could feed a village in West Virginia.
by ___________________1 October 30, 2008
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Laser Cats

A television show proposed by Andy Samberg and Bill Hader to Lorne Michaels in two seperate Saturday Night Live skits. It combines peoples two favorite things: Lasers. And Cats! A short low-budget film is then shown with Andy and Bill in a post-apocolyptic world in where cats can fire lasers out of their mouths and eyes, fighting evil, general chaos.
In the future, Laser Cats will help fight evil.
by GNox December 28, 2007
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