by theclam November 10, 2014

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.
by Ixra February 14, 2013

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.
by HowieD December 23, 2007

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.
by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008

The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
by chica del norte January 11, 2009
