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license plate drugs

Recreational drugs referred to by their alphanumeric names, such as 4-AcO-DMT or 5-MeO-DIPT.
Damn kids and their crazy license plate drugs...
by theclam November 10, 2014
mugGet the license plate drugsmug.

license to print money

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.
The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.
by Ixra February 14, 2013
mugGet the license to print moneymug.

Tijuana License Plate

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.
Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!
by HowieD December 23, 2007
mugGet the Tijuana License Platemug.

mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.
As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.
by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008
mugGet the mexican license platemug.

Driver's License Weight

The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015
mugGet the Driver's License Weightmug.

Lick Her License

by Balla August 24, 2003
mugGet the Lick Her Licensemug.

ninja license

A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.
He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
by chica del norte January 11, 2009
mugGet the ninja licensemug.

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